The Savage Indian Moron

"Nobody is in control..The world is rudderless..."

In the following passages I have tried to convey some of my honest thoughts to my readers..I am not being satirical or cynical..or trying to make a patriot of myself..I just wish there was less immaturity in mass political thinking in India..and people who proclaim that "politics doesnt interest me or I am not into any political discussion"...there is something I would like to tell them.."politics is not for babies to understand..better stay out of it.."

Politics is one practical example of the 'science' of Diplomacy. By Diplomacy I am referring to the quality of telling someone to go to hell in such a way that they actually look forward to it..India as we all know became independent in 1947 by kicking out some white people trying to make some money in a foreign land...sounds familiar? I will get to that later..So my point here is after 150 years of blood and sweat we attained freedom...But after these 66 years how do you fell about India as your country?

Personally I feel India is a nation of Laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

Everyday when I wake up in the morning I see some pitiful men with their wretched souls working their ass off to make a decent living...Some people put to risk everything they have to just survive the day..but empty stomach doesnt make a good political judgement. Does it?..I think not..In this case vote always goes to the person holding the bread..

The recent pubic allergy of some leaders about increasing the literacy rate in India is like an impotent man trying to have a baby..you just cant have it..all you'll have is a mess you dont want to have..same is the case with literacy..All that is elevated is the level of educated unemployed youth in the coutry...as this number rises politicians think BANG..we did it..we erased illiteracy from the face of this country..scary and funny.

According to me Terrorism is today a lucrative and resilient career option..We are not much away from a day when colleges will offer degrees on International Terrorism and hordes of students will queue up to collect the admission form...Terrorist organizations can possibly start conducting campus recruitments from the IITs and IIMs...c'mon they also need engineers and MBAs.

Every 5 years we see some political parties battling like 4 year old girls to make to the Indian throne..The Ruling party is the party which promises to make you richer, smarter, taller, and get the chickweed out of your lawn and the Oppositions are the party that says government doesn't work, and then get elected and prove it !!! Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

BUT.....

What if I tell you all the news you read everyday is a lie...what if I told you every history book you ever read was just stories some people wanted the world to know...what if I told you every man in our political battle is just a mere soldier of some imperceptible rulers  who we have never saw or heard of...sounds confusing? or familiar? In both cases wait for my next one..I will have some hard evidence to show you all..I have been digging them up for 3 years 5 months now...You will like it..

good night and take care.

                                                                            JUDHAJIT